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Murphy's laws on Land Rover ownership

This article was taken from www.landroverclub.net.
Good explaination on why X-Files kinda stuff happens to LR owners...

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Edward A. Murphy Jr., born in 1917, was one of the engineers on the rocket-sled experiments that were done by the United States Air Force in 1949 to test human acceleration tolerances (USAF project MX981).

One experiment involved a set of 16 accelerometers mounted to different parts of the subject's body. There were two ways each sensor could be glued to its mount. Of course, somebody managed to install all 16 the wrong way around.

Murphy then made the original form of his pronouncement, which the test subject (Major John Paul Stapp) quoted at a news conference a few days later.
"If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."

After careful examination of his different statements, the conclusions and corollaries clearly show that Murphy was an early Land Rover enthusiast. Long research has turned up the original Land Rover related laws.

For the first time on the Net read the Murphy's laws on Land Rover ownership

In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded.
"If anything can go wrong, it will."


On buying new or used Land Rovers

If nobody uses it, there's a reason.

Korman's conclusion:
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.
Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Peter's Placebo:
An ounce of imagination is worth a pound of performance.
In America, it's not how much an item costs that matters, it's how much you save.

Anti Theft Law:
A 5 year old Rover needs 200 pound system.
A 10 year old Rover needs a 20 pound system.
A 20 year old Rover may have his keys left in the lock.

Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.


On repairing

Murphy's Corollary:
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Constant:
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Lucas's statement:
A 1000 Pound ECU will protect a 20 Pence fuse by burning first


Interchangeable parts won't.

Finagle's Fourth Law:
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Wyszkowski's Second Law:
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Schmidt's Law:
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.

Lowery's Law:
If it jams - force it.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. Sattinger's Law
It works better if you plug it in.

Anthony's Law of Force
Don't force it - get a bigger hammer. Gordon's First Law:
If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.
Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.

Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.
Farnsdick's corollary:
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

Hellrung's Law:
If you wait, it will go away.

Shevelson's Extension:
... having done its damage.

Harrison's Postulate:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Pournelle's Law of Costs and Schedules:
Everything costs more and takes longer. Klipstein's Observation:
Any product cut to length will be too short.

Rosenfield's Regret:
The most delicate component will be dropped. De la Lastra's Law:
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.


Design flaws travel in groups.

De la Lastra's Corollary:
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been ommitted.

Murphy's Restoration Law:
No battle plan ever survives contact with reality.

Murphy's Repair Law:
The most dangerous thing in the garage zone is the the repair manual.
On daily driving

Ralph's Observation:
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

Cannon's Comment:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:
Everything goes wrong all at once. Commoner's Second Law of Ecology:
Nothing ever goes away.

Law of Revelation:
The hidden flaw never remains hidden. Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.

Murphy's Law of the Open Road:
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that:
(1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and
(2) they will always meet at the bridge.


On 4-wheeling

Lynch's Law:
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves. Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Allen's Law:
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
1. An Land Rover in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An Land Rover stuck will be in the wrong place.

Hartley's Second Law:
Never drive off road with anybody crazier than you are. Berra's Law:


You can observe a lot just by watching.

Avery's Observation:
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the ground while you get up. If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Stewart's Law of Retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Sevareid's Law:
The chief cause of problems is solutions. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.


Horngren's Observation: (generalized)

The real world is a special case.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Churchill's commentary on man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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Apananski ostis kallimale jõulukingiks vägeva briljantsõrmuse. "Kuule, Leonid," imestab Andres Bergmann, "Marica tahtis ju linnamaasturit!" "Nojah," ütleb Apananski, "aga kust pagan oleks võltsitud Land Roverit võtta?"
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ei osanud mujale panna, aga halenaljakas küll
Ise arvan´, et vaatamata sellele aeglasele liikuimiskiirusele sai see masin edu´kalt hakkama maastikul liiklemisega isegi nende seapõitega mis seal all. Kui hoolega vaatad näed, et ilma lukuta toimetavad siiski kõik 4 ratast usinalt. Kui sinna panna natuke karvasem ratas nagu muudel möödasõitjatel oleks asi oluliselt ilusam. Nagu toasussidega mägironimine.
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Landy kirjutas:"Nojah," ütleb Apananski, "aga kust pagan oleks võltsitud Land Roverit võtta?"

Võtnud siis Hverraari.
Mud Yourself!
In mud since 1999.
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Land Rover 110 FC '67 "Fire Control"
Land Rover Series III 109 '81 "Röve Rover"+ GMC M101
Land Rover 110 V8 '84 "Sotilaspoliisi" + 2xGAZ 704
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kunagi sepad ehitasid acura nsx kerele plastiku tiiru, et tulem paistaks kui verrari.
milleks 4x4 kui on olemas KRAZ 6322
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Valge Hiir kirjutas: Võtnud siis Hverraari.
OT: aga kas mitte ka Tartus neid nn "Hverrari" kitte mitte tootma ei pidanud hakkama. Mälu järgi oli see "peaaegu" lubatud, peaasi et kuskil Hobuse logo poleks...

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Landy kirjutas:Pilt
No see nüüd küll nagu Disco ei ole ... ning isegi mitte ju Land Rover :roll:
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Kas keeg pole tulnud välja ideega, ehitada Suzuki Jimni peale klaasplastist G mersu? Igasugu muid Fiero Ferrarisid on sitaks kokku klopsitud ju :roll:
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Range Rover Niva e. Freelander 4
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LAND ROVER HUMOR!

My LR is like a child: she has a mind of her own which has set new boundaries to my limits of patience, she needs constant attention, she is unique and made me experience the full spectrum of human emotions ... but is impossible not to love her. Joseph Galea, jggalea@yahoo.com

* It doesn't matter if the dog shits in the back

* In the event of a nuclear war, you can roll your melted window down and ask'where did everybody go?'

* You can always get spares no matter where You are (in the world) - mikkel.p@mtv.dk

* The smell of diesel hides that of the oil leaks - Andrew.Oakford@btinternet.com No more resprays, just get out the tin
of Nato Green!!! - Andrew.Oakford@btinternet.com

* You have seen the rest now ...now drive the best....- crcadel@adam.com.au

* I Love the way it makes me feel. Kinda Athlete, Whatever 'Cause only Landy Drivers can look at a Hummer and still
laugh.

* New Jersey Cops, New York cabbies and Philly Parking Authority employees are all scared of you. - Benjamin,
bjschwar@sas.upenn.edu

* Because all the other idiots want to have one!

* The mother in law never asks for a ride to the mall. (she can't climb that high) - Bruno Jansen

* At least there is something good parked in the street. - Bruno Jansen

IT'S THE BEST FOUR x FOUR BY FAR!!!!

* Good question, could somebody describe me how it feels to be in love??? - kees@att.nl (series 2, 1960, in parts)

* No hill too steep, no valley too deep - joseph.agius@magnet.mt

* The best way to visit Dover is driving in a landrover. - Besthunt@dds.nl

* You can park on the kerb (which others can't!) Or alternatively, you can try to make a U-turn and drive OVER the kerb!!!


* There is nothing more instantly recognisable than a Landy! Especially on the kerb... (IIA '69) - mrjones@iafrica.com

* My mother cant climb, the land rover do it for her.........

* Volvo is not four wheel drived yet.....

* Why spend $40,000 on the newest sport utliity today when you can spend much more than this on a Series IIA over 20 years.

* Standing on the roof of a Landrover with a chainsaw is the only way to trim tree - gerryob@frontiernet.net

* Don't ask me...I own 3 Series 1's...and have no idea why.....Colin....- colmar@picknowl.com.au

* Hang on!..I've got it!...I own Landrovers because...um...er...I'll get back to you...Colin...- colmar@picnowl.com.au

* Name another vehicle you can hunt hogs with!

* Land Rover: To go where the Jeep has gone before - and the Jeep still lays there, broken

* Because I am allowed - les.weir@mailexcite.com

* Unlike other cars, dirt only makes it LOOK BETTER - necology@netvision.net.il

* Why cut the lawn when you could kill it with a collection of derelict landrovers? - Sherpashan@aol.com

* Because your father tell´s you not, your mother tell´s you not, your girlfriend tell´s you not... but they all whant you to! -
ppaixao@hotmail.com

* What other vehical looks better with at lest some body damage? - cclang@acs.ucalgary.ca

* If I wanted to drive a Jeep I'd bought one.

* The neighbours can hear you coming and know to get out the way.

* If you want respect don't drive a sports car, drive a landy. Or a 18-Wheeler.

* There's nothing like seeing dirt & rock out of the drivers side window & blue sky out the pasenger's

* Series IIIs are great for ramming GTI's off the road! - 1Bishopr@Ridingshigh.org

* Everyone gets out of your way without using your car horn! 1Bishopr@ridingshigh.org

* If the Russians can keep 1 going in space for 12 years they must be good.

* Because if THE BOMB ever goes off near it, you know it will only scorch the paint a little.- Not that this would make it
look much different.

* Give it a good thrashing offroad when you're bored - andrew.fearon@virgin.net
What's a Jeep? - It's one of those pesky things you have to rescue frequently.

* It's the only truck that looks good in bright ass yellow. - crazygunna@aol.com

* For the sheer look of enjoyment when you give your wife the keys (once a month)!!!

* The only bad thing about driving series rovers is everyone tells your wife where they saw it .

* Great way to uproot your neighbours fence while backing down the drive. Didn't feel a thing. - gd_herbert@hotmail.com

* Because Every Drive Is An Adventure (whether you'll get there or not) - Mstockdale@mho.net

* Since Spot that tune is no longer on tv. I play SPOT THAT NOISE !!! - Brooks.

* My kids love it thay call it the boom chook chook mobile.The keys are always in the ignition and no-one has taken it ! -
DUCKTARI@machine.net

* Because it's probably the only car I wouldn't break down. - Jeanchristophe.Leroy@rug.ac.be

* Cause he can be already dead and you still can run with round the globe

* The oil industrie loves him

* What other car can you get layed on a bonnet

* Cos it looks good up to its bonnet in mud and pisses the neighbours off no end when you hose it off again -
al@landrover.net.uk

* Because if your father or mother is talking about you and your car: start the engine and you don't haer anything... -
mhorn@nf.fh-nuernberg.de

* You can enjoy downhill skiing slopes even in the summertime - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* It is a great practical joke for a fine hotel's parking boy - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Is there any cheaper way to feel being a superior being? janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Ever seen an unhappy LR enthusiast? - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Real men drive Land Rovers. Nerds and sissies don't. So, tell me sunshine, are YOU a real man? -
janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* With Lucas (The Prince of Darkness) you pretty soon qualify as an electrician - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* "Hey Janne, you've been working out? You look good!" "No, I drive a Land Rover." - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Shoot a couple of holes to it and claim to be a veteran (pick your favourite war). Everybody believes you! -
janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com

* Because of my poor health I am not qualified to the Army. BUT should a war begin, the Army will gladly take my LR to
the action. I'm proud of my car, even though I wouldn't receive any letters from the front. - janne.helenius@ntc.nokia.com


* Some people need VIAGRA, other LAND-ROVER - (Ali, `67 SIIA) It generates a lot of jobs (mechanics)



* BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOR DOESN'T HAVE ONE (NOT YET AT LEAST!)

* Unlike a Porsche, you can drive it to it's limits and never get a ticket! - jdh@sextans.lowell.edu

* It's the only vehicle that is truly appreciated by Filipino aetas.....(nicky.....SIIA 88) ..... - lvlparch@globe.com.ph

* My "carabao" is getting tired of plowing the ricefields... - lvlparch@globe.com.ph

* Try insuring a 17 year old who's just passed on anything else with a 2.25 engine. Because SIII's must be the only
car that a 17 year old can get insured on at under Ŗ1000

* Sometimes I don't understand women, but I always understand my landy... -
Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch (LR90, Serie IV)

* It's always good to have a friend, who brings you all-trough... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch (LR90
Soft-top, S IV, 1988)

* It's a rush to get through everything, everything where other cars end. - Floris from Holland (Series IIa 1965)

* I love pulling Land-cruisers when they are stuck again, and then their faces when I make it where they failed. -
Bas from Holland, as well (Series III Lightweight)

* A man only needs one thing, the best 4x4 made by Solihull

* I love to drive through heavy terrain and return home in the SAME car - Floris from Holland (Series IIa 1965)

* I love the sound of the V8, especially while waking up the neighbours at 6 a.m. - Bas from Holland (Series III
Lightweight)

* Because the Series LR's are 100% BMW-parts free - Bas from Holland (SIII LW)

* Land Rover laufen und saufen und laufen und saufen und laufen ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch -(This
doesn't translate as Rovers drink and SUCK)

* I bought my Landy for my girl-friend and her 4 boys: Three months later she went back to her man. My Landy
staid by me and is still going strong. So the result is: You can trust more in an Land Rover than in a woman. -
Christopher R. Geoghegan

* No Handy in my Landy (man höhrt es doch nicht!) - SPP@aon.at

* Lieber eine Schlange im Landy, als mit dem Landy in einer Schlange - SPP@aon.at

* What other car can give you the history lesson, how it must have been in the middle ages, while simply driving to
work? - b.l.@gmx.net

* Just got back from a dune festival here in Namibia. Land Cruiser gets stuck. Cherokee tries to rescue it. Mhm,
you guessed it. In vain! This goes on for some time until, finally, a V8 110 comes along and pulls out all 8 of
them!!!!!

* The fastest route through London is by L-R - no one tries to cut in, but you can just BLEND into that merging
traffic... - em95jdt@brunel.ac.uk

* I want to feel like i'm on an African Safari - peterb@student.umass.edu

* I really, really want to own one. I can't wait! - peterb@student.umass.edu

* Because you have even more fun driving a Landy than a 'Citroën 2CV' - yves.krippel@mnhn.lu

* Dear Land Rover... You and I are getting divorced.... FROM THE WIFE!!! - Bas J Holland

* My girlfriend always wants to sit naked in my Land Rover, it gives nasty spots!!! - Gabriëlle from Holland



In South Africa, taxis grant you immediate respect on the road! - hilton@think.co.za

* What other vehicle can you convert from a closed car to a cabriolet when cruising to the beach? - Floris, Holland,
Series IIa 88"

* Land Rovers were BORN, not MADE - harald.winkler@aon.at

* Better to push a Landy than to drive a Jeep - SPP@aon.at http://members.tripod.de/Landrover_107

* Do we really need reasons? (Can't wait til i'm old enough to own one - 2 years!!!) - nat_hale@lineone.net
Why not visit my LR site (http://i.am/landrover.mad)

* Landrovers are better than sex!(they're a great ride and they dont moan afterwards).

* You can always find it in the car park - LandyAndy@tesco.net

* You teach other road users patience

* Land Rover don´t care if you buy Land Rover magazines !!! - finger@online.de

* Meine Frau hat gesagt sie wird mich verlassen, wenn ich mir einen Landy kaufe - ich werde sie sehr vermissen! - Hans
Past SPP@aon.at - My wife said she'd go if I will ever buy a Land Rover - I'll miss her a lot!

* A Land Rover doesn't leak oil, it marks it's territory - [Floris

* It,s nice too look down upon most other road users,esp young women in opentop sport cars!!!.

* Who needs men when you can have a Land Rover - langhorn@jireh.co.uk

* The more you know... (stoertebekker@gmx.de)

* You can always find your land rover on a huge parking place in front of a mall. (stoertebekker@gmx.de)

* You get to know a lot of people when they help you push - Hans

* When standing or driving behind a Landrover, you will have every day a full sun eclipse! - laro109@hotmail.com

* Its the BEST HUMMER RECOVERY VEHICLE ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* You don't need a joint: enjoy the exhaust and be happy ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* It doesn't matter if another car is on your reserved parking place: just park on top of it ... -
Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* On camping holidays the family can sleep on 3 floors: the parents in the roof-tent, the children inside of the car, and
the dogs have enough space under the car ... - Christopher.Geoghegan@pom.be.ch

* It's funny that we're always the leading part of the convoy on the autobahn...Joerg - jsnetworks@rocketmail.com

* Why not? - Rhart10793@aol.com

* What other vehicle can you bend all the panels and still not care. - r.weatherly@ucl.ac.uk

* Because my landrover dealer in Germany gave me a delivery time of 13 months. So everybody seems to want one. -
perfectmind@gmx.net
Did you ever hit a Volkwagen without a scratch on your bumper??? - marcus

* The series Land Rover have no 2000 computer problems! - Sigfús Kristinsson, Íslandi

* Wer baut sonst fafrikneue Oldtimer ?!? - Peter@kleine-stueve.de

* Weil Du ihn am großen Parkplatz oder in der größten Umnachtung noch findest. sam@magnet.at

* There are more old Landies around than any other make of car..... - steven.wallace@gb.co.za

* A Landrover is so human;- she is never perfect, but is always giving her best! - christian.kuranda@blackbox.net

* Less trouble than another woman. - alan@outsite.freeserve.co.uk

* What other kind of car can you be happy when it starts?

* You can have 4x4 play! - r.p.thompson@herts.ac.uk

* I'ts the only car made for the roads in Malta!!!! - (psslts@camline.net.mt)

* My daughter Emma prefers my old SeriesIII than my brand new saloon car

* Never stress over a fender bender, they just add character!! - (elidfrogg@hotmail.com)

* It's a real PULLING machine! - robertfrose@hotmail.com

* They say the only two manmade things vissible on the earth from outerspace is the Great Wall of China and the gap between a Landy's doors. - Hoener@xsinet.co.za

* People in SUV FEEL free. People in Landy ARE free...- N Cazier S3 lightweight

* It has enough place to carry a wild pig after hunting.Russian Uaz flies on the trees trying to escape. In the collision you
can be broken but no damages. - anabasis@rambler.ru

* Its dependability is best demonstrated by the fact that three quarters of all Land Rovers ever sold are still working. -
kirill@rcnet.ru

* When getting from point A to point B means getting from Russia to Kenya, the LR can be relied upon to deliver. Ask
my one ten! - kirill@rcnet.ru

* If you drive a Land Rover,you can save a lot mony!You need no car radio.

* It's the only car made for roads in Prague (CZ) - marcus

* You just have to look at it and say "what a car..." - marcus

* IT’S GOOD TO HAVE A BORING GIRLFRIEND: YOU WON’T HEAR HER BABBLING.

* YOU KNOW WHEN YOU START BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU ARRIVE.

* IT’S A GREAT PLACE TO INVEST ALL OF THAT DISCRETIONARY INCOME.

* JUST TO SAY THAT U OWN/OWNED ONE.

* IT WILL STILL RUN A THOUSAND MILES WITH NOTHING THAN SAWDUST IN THE GEARBOX.

* IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE?

* IN A LAND ROVER,THE OTHER CAR IS YOUR CRUMPLE ZONE.

* THERE IS NOT REASON, ONLY FEELINGS.

* WITH THIS TOY YOU CAN PLAY FOR HOURS WITH YOUR SON.

* AS WITH ANY ENGLISH CAR,YOU DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOUR FINGERNAILS ARE ALWAYS DIRTY.

* IT RUNS ON 2,5 CYLINDERS THROUGH SCOTLAND AND BACK TO GERMANY, NOT FAST BUT IT RUNS.

* YOU ARE NEVER BORED. YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR ANOTHER GIRL.

* WHENEVER YOU ARE FEELING LONELY YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR LAND ROVER

* THERE IS NOTHING THAT IS A TRUE OBSTACLE FOR A LAND ROVER

* BECAUSE EVEN AFTER IT BREAKS DOWN IT WILL STILL GET YOU THERE.

* IT IS AN OBJECT OF UNCHANGING BEAUTY.

* I LOVE CHECKING THE PETROL AND FILLING UP THE OIL.

* AVOID SCHOOL ZONES AND YOU’LL NEVER GET A TICKET.

* AS THE BEATLES SING: „BECAUSE“.

* BECAUSE FOR ALL RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE (ENGINEERS),FUNCTION TRIUMPHS OVER FORM.

* YOU CAN TAKE GARDEN RUBBISH TO THE TIP WITHOUT GETTING SPIDERS IN YOUR WIFES CAR.

* IT TAKES 7 PEOPLE WITH LUGGAGE TO THE SKANDERBORG FESTIVAL JUST LIKE THAT.

* BECAUSE I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR OLD HARLEY.

* LIKE YOUR WIFE .. YOUR ROVER WILL BE WITH YOU FOR LIFE.

* THE BUMPY RIDE MAKES MY GIRL FRIEND HORNY.

*THE WORD `LAND ROVER` SAYS IT ALL WHEN YOU ARE LATE AGAIN.

* BEST FOR HAVING A PIC NIC ON TOP.

* THE RAINY SEASON IN THE GAMBIA.

* MAKES AN ENTERTAINING RIDE FOR SANTA.

* YOU CAN OPEN A BEER WITH THE MOUNTING OF THE GRILL.

* YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND THE WAY BECAUSE OF THE OIL DROPS ON THE STREET.

* TO GET WAVED AT BY FELLOW ADDICTS.

* TO HEAR THE GROWL OF A V8 AND GET PEOPLE TO LOOK ROUND THINKING ITS A TVR.

* TO GO WHERE NO JEEP HAS GONE BEFORE ...

* IT CONTAINS 100% USER SERVICABLE PARTS.

* LAND ROVER HAS NO END...

* FLAT FENDERS FINE FOR FILLETING FISH.

* LAND ROVER’S SIND NIE GANZ, ABER AUCH NIE GANZ KAPUTT.

* I CAN HOSE IT OUT AFTER A FAMILY TRIP.

BECAUSE I GOT MY TOY TRAIN AND MY MECANO SET TOO LATE IN LIFE

*If you know me, then you'll know that I have disease - namely Landroveritus. I believe it's contagious, so I recommend you keep your distance unless you have very deep pockets, like getting cold, wet and oily, love getting muddy and don't mind travelling
MTÜ Eesti Land Roveri Klubi
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SERIES II A 109"( '70 )-"Tindiplekk" / LR90 ( '88 )- "Inetu Pardipoeg" + palju unistusi
Kristjan Vaarmann (+372)5010599 kristjan.vaarmann@landroverclub.ee
Land Rover'iga nakatatud ja mudas müttamas aastast 1996!
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